Office Lessons.

 

#Office101: There are boring days at office. There are days less boring than the boring days at office. There are days more boring than boring days at office. Lesson learnt. There are boring days at office.

#Office102: Irrespective of the course you graduated in, you get a desk job, before a computer.

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#Office201: Any discussion among Male Co-workers is about who is the hot girl in workplace or who the girl next cabin is going out with.

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#Office303: Irrespective of your sincerity, you tend to sit idle for a good 4 hours of a 8 hours working time.

#Office305: Tea breaks always start when the allotted break-time ends.

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#Office402: Even if its just 5 minutes before the close, Restrooms are utilised for making oneself look presentable.

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#Office502: Office computers are slow processing, worst protected , otherwise Junk.

#Office503: Net access is always restricted.

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#Office701: Basically not many good looking girls (unless you are in the IT sector or Biotech , but they don’t classify under office environment.) . So everyone settles for the better of the batch.

#Office702: Even the most conservative girl is found roaming with a guy.

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#Office801: Work should always be submitted after date of submission. But not to be extended for eternity.

#Office808: Become a machine.

 

Crash course completed. Get back to Work.

 

Note: Just a small sarcastic notion of Office with some true facts.  To the female community, apologies for the MCP shown in the above content.  And numbers are just arbitrary. The content matters ! 

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